Out of a mixture of boredom and intrigue (but mainly boredom), I decided to dig into our post history and tally up the amount of times we’ve used various words and/or phrases as music descriptors. The results are both hilarious and terrifying. Remind us to never use any of these ever again.
- “Lo-fi” — 43
- “Lovely” — 40
- “Indie” — 28
- “Chillwave” — 26
- “Hook” (and all variations) — 25
- “Hazy” — 22
- “Beautiful” — 22
- “Jam” — 21
- “Fuzzy” + “Fuzzed-out” — 18
- “Sunny” — 16
- “Lush” — 15
- “Gorgeous” — 15
- “Beach” (and all variations) — 14
- “Groove” — 14
- “Gem” — 14
- “Stunning” — 12
- “Reverb” — 11
- “Tropical” — 10
- “Witch-House” — 8
- “Shimmering” — 8
- “Watery” — 5 (I don’t know how we managed this)
We’re so, so sorry.
